Wednesday, May 30, 2007

I Officially Apologize for Every Bad Thing I Ever Said About the French



It's amazing what one can stumble upon when Googling "World of Warcraft". One of the in-game dances is based on French songstress Alizee.

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Monday, May 28, 2007

Fantastic Four -- the 1994 Movie!


Trailer to this crap-tastic movie!!



Oscar Clip to end all Oscar Clips!!



Spiler Warning! This is how the movie ends!


And after watching all of that, I can safely say the 1994 version is INFINITELY more entertaining than the 2005 version. And Reed Richard's hair looked more natural.

Star Wars Holiday Special



Everything you ever wanted to know about the Star Wars Holiday Special in only five minutes ... namely that it STUNK!

*NOW* I Understand the Appeal of American Idol




For your viewing pleasure, I give you Panther Boy -- the finest American Idol contestant ever! And much like "X-Centric", I too have fire equaling three men!!

Japanes Kids Love Beer!



Okay, I'm old enough to remember a childhood full of "Big League Chew", candy cigarettes, and other kid-friendly snacks that drove child watch groups crazy... but this new Japanese artificial Beer for kids takes it to a whole new level!

Friday, May 25, 2007

Warcraft Dance Inspirations!



This is a GREAT video which shows the real-life inspirations behind the numerous World of Warcraft dances.

Monday, May 21, 2007

Safari Law



This is an absolutely amazing video of life on the safari. Buffalo Baby vs. Lions vs. Crocodiles vs. a herd of Adult Buffalo.

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Poor Kid Gets Too Close to Break Dancer



Wow . . . this is completely not funny, but I still can't look away. Poor girl's parents should be the ones getting kicked in the face.

Michael Bolton Screws Up National Anthem



Unbelievable... Michael Bolton has to stop in the middle of the National Anthem and check a cheat sheet with lyrics before continuing.

Once again I must join Henry Rollins in calling for "Operation De-Bolto".

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

When German Magic Goes Bad




Okay, it's in German but it's pretty easy to catch on to what this guy is doing. The two uber-aryan twin babes hide a giant nail under one of three cups. By reading their minds, he will determine which cup has the nail, and crush the other two. Hilarity ensues.

Where does the trick go wrong? I'm pretty sure magic shouldn't hinge on reading the "minds" of chipper blond models.

Turkish Steven Seagal Kicks Ass!



Watch the Turkish Steven Seagal take on eight Turkish Dorito Villains at the same time! On Turkish Fox!

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Buchu Kay Uuman Nei, Motherf#$%*r!




I don't know what Sensei Sapp is selling, but I'm buying! Just don't eat me crazy giant Japanese Speaking Bob Sapp Head of Doom!!!

David Blaine! How does he do it???

1984 Drunk Driving Video -- HILARIOUS




It's a bit on the long side, but has some great lines in it.

NOT SAFE FOR WORK

Classic Bill Dance




What strength test line do you think this genius uses?

Samurai Sword in Slow Motion -- Cool!



Yes, I'm easily entertained.

Asian Police Don't Play!




Police catch a murder suspect hiding on a window sill, and use appropriate force to apprehend him.

Who Needs Tiki??




Brandon "The Juggernaut, Bitch" Jacobs in his first rookie game. I can't wait to see the punishment he lays out this year!!

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Going to Vegas with Mr. Jones



Watch how this guy cheats at throwing dice. Pretty Cool...

Saturday, February 17, 2007

Respect the Wisdom of Our Elders


fruitcake lady -


This may be the funniest thing I've ever seen . . .

Warning! May not be suitable for work!

Thursday, February 15, 2007

Mike Tyson's Greatest Hits Compilation Vol. 1



Some of the "best" sound bites from Mike Tyson.

WARNING: Language may not be suitable for work!

Sunday, February 11, 2007

Ref Beats Boxer's Ass



ROFL -- this Ref has had enough!

If my City Council was like this, I'd actually watch it . . .



And people say we're a litigious society. . .

Thursday, February 8, 2007

Super Mario Warcraft!




ROFL!

Dy-No-Mite!!!



No waves? Just toss some explosives into a lake and get your surf on.

Kids, don't try this at home.

It's Drinking Time!!!




Awesome prank Dartmouth students play on a tour group.

It's drinking time!!

Human Bunny Pinball!!




Okay . . . as near as I can figure, the Japanese dude in a bunny suit is playing a game of Pinball with bowling balls to avoid having to eat an asparagus smoothie.

Rock on, crazy Japanese Bunny Suit people . . .

Monday, February 5, 2007

Save Chewie!!

Everyone's favorite walking carpet has been arrested! I wonder if "Smoking Gun" will post a mug shot . . .

News Article Here


LAME Legend of Zelda!

OMG check out the endings to the two Panasonic 3DO Zelda Games. Why is it westerners always seem to take great Japanese ideas and completely screw them up??




Monday, January 29, 2007

Dave Barry's Perky News Team of the Week!




Congratulations, KLTV!!!

Dave Barry's Superbowl Guide

CLASSIC Dave Barry:


Part 1: http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/16561492.htm

Part 2: http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald//sports/special_packages/super_bowl/16568618.htm

Space Energy Comes From Sugar Smacks!!


ROFLMAO!!!!!!!

Check out this classic Star Trek image courtesy of Scott Johnson's ExtraLife Blog:


http://www.myextralife.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/startrek_cereal_big.jpg

Crazy Dancing!




Stick around for the guy in the orange shirt. Crazy dancing.

Voltron Gets Served




Courtesy of Robot Chicken, the classic Voltron Served sketch. An oldie, but a goodie.

66" Jump!



Holy freakin crap... Adrian Wilson of the Arizona Cardinals does a three-step vertical leap of 66 inches. That's five and a half feet, or roughly one Metric Dave in height. Wow.

Sign #528 of the coming Robot Apocalypse!!




AWESOME Nintendo Wii controlled Robot. Check this link for more info: http://www.usmechatronics.com/usmgarage/WiiBot.html

Keep Faux Klingons Out of the White House!!




Takei out, motherf%@#$r.

Thursday, January 25, 2007

Best . . . Music Video . . . EVER

The Internet is for Warcraft!




Warning: May not be suitable for work!

Nerdcore til the day I die!!




Weird Al does it again!

Leeroy Jenkins!!




Ah yes, the classic Warcraft video.

All Your Base Are Belong To Badger's Blog!




For YEARS I searched for an answer to that annoying "All your base" thing nerds everywhere were laughing about. At last, I have found this video.

My questions have been answered, and my nerd-cred restored in full.

Does watching cheerleaders bust their asses ever get old?

No . . . no, it does not.


Weightless Dog




LOL

Why Cap will win the Marvel Civil War...




Paste-on Ears + South Park = ROCK

NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!

Break Dancing vs Martial Arts - Cool Video!




So very cool. I'm completely envious. You think these guys ever just walk anywhere?? HELL NO! They do that crazy Prince of Persia wall-running, time slowing voodoo just to pick up the mail!

The Vader Sessions




What happens when you dub James Earl Jones soundbites over Darth Vader dialoge? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure Willy the Pimp does!

And your momma's goin' on a date. Can you dig that??

Da Vinci's Notebook ROCKS!!




Da Vinci's Notebook wrote a song about me!

Warning: May not be suitable for work!

Space Giants!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ah30oabz2W0


When I was a little kind, in around 1977, I used to watch this show on TV. It's low budget, horribly dubbed, and of poor quality by any standard, but is the one show that instantly makes me feel like a little kid every time I see it. Too bad they don't have these on DVD...

This and "The Tomorrow People". These were the two obscure shows that defined my childhood... which explains a lot actually. LOL

CRAZY Magic!




Okay, I'm impressed. I usually don't get into stage magic, but this is damn impressive.

Saint's Row: The Musical!




LOL!

This is a great homemade vid and musical in honor of the GTA-style videogame Saint's Row. I've never had any of these glitches, but still makes for a fun little music video.

2/18/2007 EDIT: Having now played the game to completion, I take back my previous statement about never having any of these glitches, because I've had nearly all of them. LOL But none ever caused a mission to fail, so it's all good.

*AT LAST* Someone Made Soccer Interesting!

"A Special Kind of Stupid" Indeed




And the award for World's Dumbest Criminal goes to . . .

The Proper Way to Make an Arrest




Also a very appropriate use if Slo-Motion video.

Looking for a new way to freak your pet cat?

Well, look no further!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15bwhVxw-Bg

Awesome Mythbusters Archive

Check out this awesome archive of every experiment run by Mythbusters on the Discovery Channel.

http://www.drivl.com/myths/

WTF Theater: Star Wars Hand Jive

What Every Woman Wants for Christmas (maybe this is why I'm still single...)




Three simple steps to wooing your lady during the holidays.

And, on a side note, SNL is funny again?? Who knew!


Caution: May not be suitable for work . . . or spouses without a sense of humor!

The Indian Matrix!



The words escape me . . .

Say it with me . . . W-T-F!!



It's like my pappy always told me . . . everything is made better with an exploding rodent.

THE FIRST BLOG ENTRY!!

Yes, the first of many epic blog entries! Or probably just a crappy test post to see how this all works...