tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-51553549678361782062024-02-20T15:13:45.235-05:00A Special Kind of StupidThe mental meanderings of a very "special" person.Davehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17010880279171696971noreply@blogger.comBlogger66125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155354967836178206.post-21326964863446264222007-08-13T20:43:00.001-05:002007-08-13T20:43:32.339-05:00Football Players Fear NOTHING!!<object width="464" height="392"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/MzQ5MDQy"></param><embed src="http://embed.break.com/MzQ5MDQy" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="464" height="392"></embed></object>Davehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17010880279171696971noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155354967836178206.post-19628074523774735842007-08-13T20:41:00.000-05:002007-08-13T20:42:15.975-05:00President Bush Announces New Threat!!<object width="464" height="392"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/MzQ1MDI4"></param><embed src="http://embed.break.com/MzQ1MDI4" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="464" height="392"></embed></object><br><font size=1><a href="http://www.break.com/index/bush-worried-about-new-threat.html">Bush Worried About New Threat</a> - Watch more <a href="http://www.break.com/">free videos</a></font>Davehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17010880279171696971noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155354967836178206.post-47245662726576790762007-05-30T21:13:00.000-05:002007-05-30T21:16:41.813-05:00I Officially Apologize for Every Bad Thing I Ever Said About the French<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ceSxEjwXHcM"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ceSxEjwXHcM" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><br /><br />It's amazing what one can stumble upon when Googling "World of Warcraft". One of the in-game dances is based on French songstress Alizee.Davehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17010880279171696971noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155354967836178206.post-87255571056877083512007-05-29T20:48:00.001-05:002007-05-29T20:49:10.829-05:00The Spock Casa!<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/eBXal1GAA4A"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/eBXal1GAA4A" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>Davehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17010880279171696971noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155354967836178206.post-65004649522386575312007-05-28T21:59:00.000-05:002007-05-28T22:11:11.577-05:00Fantastic Four -- the 1994 Movie!<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/r_X5C6e3ZeY"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/r_X5C6e3ZeY" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><br />Trailer to this crap-tastic movie!!<br /><br /><br /><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/NzWq73i1Oe8"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/NzWq73i1Oe8" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><br />Oscar Clip to end all Oscar Clips!!<br /><br /><br /><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/fkmYw-SpAbA"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/fkmYw-SpAbA" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><br />Spiler Warning! This is how the movie ends!<br /><br /><br />And after watching all of that, I can safely say the 1994 version is INFINITELY more entertaining than the 2005 version. And Reed Richard's hair looked more natural.Davehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17010880279171696971noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155354967836178206.post-4173139115454439672007-05-28T21:56:00.000-05:002007-05-28T21:57:55.265-05:00Star Wars Holiday Special<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/asnVcbWQ2cg"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/asnVcbWQ2cg" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><br /><br />Everything you ever wanted to know about the Star Wars Holiday Special in only five minutes ... namely that it STUNK!Davehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17010880279171696971noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155354967836178206.post-82745514521435020902007-05-28T21:23:00.000-05:002007-05-28T21:28:09.795-05:00*NOW* I Understand the Appeal of American Idol<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/GAMCEUGlzn4"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/GAMCEUGlzn4" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><br /><br /><br />For your viewing pleasure, I give you Panther Boy -- the finest American Idol contestant ever! And much like "X-Centric", I too have fire equaling three men!!Davehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17010880279171696971noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155354967836178206.post-91756653202064038032007-05-28T21:14:00.000-05:002007-05-28T21:17:38.858-05:00Japanes Kids Love Beer!<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ELllgvfX23o"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ELllgvfX23o" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><br /><br />Okay, I'm old enough to remember a childhood full of "Big League Chew", candy cigarettes, and other kid-friendly snacks that drove child watch groups crazy... but this new Japanese artificial Beer for kids takes it to a whole new level!Davehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17010880279171696971noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155354967836178206.post-73698417122879421372007-05-25T22:23:00.000-05:002007-05-25T22:25:23.991-05:00Warcraft Dance Inspirations!<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/066_q4DIeqk"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/066_q4DIeqk" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><br /><br />This is a GREAT video which shows the real-life inspirations behind the numerous World of Warcraft dances.Davehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17010880279171696971noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155354967836178206.post-63178235765127413842007-05-21T16:37:00.000-05:002007-05-21T16:38:34.737-05:00Safari Law<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/Mjk4MDIx"></param><embed src="http://embed.break.com/Mjk4MDIx" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><br /><br />This is an absolutely <span style="font-style:italic;">amazing</span> video of life on the safari. Buffalo Baby vs. Lions vs. Crocodiles vs. a herd of Adult Buffalo.Davehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17010880279171696971noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155354967836178206.post-16165951915548344792007-05-16T21:19:00.000-05:002007-05-16T21:21:50.530-05:00Poor Kid Gets Too Close to Break Dancer<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/Mjk0NDE1"></param><embed src="http://embed.break.com/Mjk0NDE1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><br /><br />Wow . . . this is completely not funny, but I still can't look away. Poor girl's parents should be the ones getting kicked in the face.Davehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17010880279171696971noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155354967836178206.post-59588251376575279152007-05-16T21:17:00.000-05:002007-05-16T21:19:43.831-05:00Michael Bolton Screws Up National Anthem<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/Mjk0Mjkw"></param><embed src="http://embed.break.com/Mjk0Mjkw" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><br /><br />Unbelievable... Michael Bolton has to stop in the middle of the National Anthem and check a cheat sheet with lyrics before continuing.<br /><br />Once again I must join Henry Rollins in calling for "Operation De-Bolto".Davehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17010880279171696971noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155354967836178206.post-52266447628378188722007-04-25T19:41:00.000-05:002007-04-25T19:47:39.089-05:00When German Magic Goes Bad<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/Mjc5NjY0"></param><embed src="http://embed.break.com/Mjc5NjY0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><br /><br /><br />Okay, it's in German but it's pretty easy to catch on to what this guy is doing. The two uber-aryan twin babes hide a giant nail under one of three cups. By reading their minds, he will determine which cup has the nail, and crush the other two. Hilarity ensues.<br /><br />Where does the trick go wrong? I'm pretty sure magic shouldn't hinge on reading the "minds" of chipper blond models.Davehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17010880279171696971noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155354967836178206.post-9605524058826249522007-04-25T19:27:00.000-05:002007-04-25T19:29:40.821-05:00Turkish Steven Seagal Kicks Ass!<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/MjgwODE0"></param><embed src="http://embed.break.com/MjgwODE0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><br /><br />Watch the Turkish Steven Seagal take on eight Turkish Dorito Villains at the same time! On Turkish Fox!Davehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17010880279171696971noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155354967836178206.post-73443574201431615152007-04-17T21:19:00.000-05:002007-04-17T21:21:23.431-05:00Buchu Kay Uuman Nei, Motherf#$%*r!<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/eo8bg71xZDY"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/eo8bg71xZDY" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><br /><br /><br />I don't know what Sensei Sapp is selling, but I'm buying! Just don't eat me crazy giant Japanese Speaking Bob Sapp Head of Doom!!!Davehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17010880279171696971noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155354967836178206.post-57694868161164631352007-04-17T21:07:00.000-05:002007-04-17T21:08:02.690-05:00David Blaine! How does he do it???<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/MjcyNjQ0"></param><embed src="http://embed.break.com/MjcyNjQ0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>Davehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17010880279171696971noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155354967836178206.post-9297221085686816512007-04-17T21:06:00.000-05:002007-04-17T21:26:15.003-05:001984 Drunk Driving Video -- HILARIOUS<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/MjcyNDAz"></param><embed src="http://embed.break.com/MjcyNDAz" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><br /><br /><br />It's a bit on the long side, but has some great lines in it.<br /><br />NOT SAFE FOR WORKDavehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17010880279171696971noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155354967836178206.post-1626163017592503542007-04-17T21:05:00.001-05:002007-04-17T21:05:57.805-05:00Classic Bill Dance<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/MjcxMzEz"></param><embed src="http://embed.break.com/MjcxMzEz" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><br /><br /><br />What strength test line do you think this genius uses?Davehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17010880279171696971noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155354967836178206.post-33032189136636116682007-04-17T21:03:00.000-05:002007-04-17T21:04:21.386-05:00Samurai Sword in Slow Motion -- Cool!<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/MjY5MzIw"></param><embed src="http://embed.break.com/MjY5MzIw" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><br /><br />Yes, I'm easily entertained.Davehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17010880279171696971noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155354967836178206.post-32085659245846820812007-04-17T21:01:00.000-05:002007-04-17T21:02:51.612-05:00Asian Police Don't Play!<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/MjY2OTc0"></param><embed src="http://embed.break.com/MjY2OTc0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><br /><br /><br />Police catch a murder suspect hiding on a window sill, and use appropriate force to apprehend him.Davehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17010880279171696971noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155354967836178206.post-6555228053993997702007-04-17T20:57:00.000-05:002007-04-17T20:59:03.630-05:00Who Needs Tiki??<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/PUsWASF06tc"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/PUsWASF06tc" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><br /><br /><br />Brandon "The Juggernaut, Bitch" Jacobs in his first rookie game. I can't wait to see the punishment he lays out this year!!Davehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17010880279171696971noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155354967836178206.post-4603582061439367772007-02-21T07:47:00.000-05:002007-02-21T07:48:56.994-05:00Going to Vegas with Mr. Jones<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/MjMxMTU2"></param><embed src="http://embed.break.com/MjMxMTU2" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><br /><br />Watch how this guy cheats at throwing dice. Pretty Cool...Davehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17010880279171696971noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155354967836178206.post-24877012669055720142007-02-17T22:57:00.000-05:002007-04-17T20:01:06.911-05:00Respect the Wisdom of Our Elders<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/MjI1NjAz"></param><embed src="http://embed.break.com/MjI1NjAz" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><br><font size=1><a href="http://break.com/watch/225603/fruitcake_lady/">fruitcake lady</a> - <a href="http://www.break.com/"></a></font><br /><br /><br />This may be the funniest thing I've ever seen . . .<br /><br /><font color=yellow>Warning! May not be suitable for work!</font>Davehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17010880279171696971noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155354967836178206.post-11230481093172752822007-02-15T19:25:00.000-05:002007-02-15T19:29:01.330-05:00Mike Tyson's Greatest Hits Compilation Vol. 1<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/MjI2NDEw"></param><embed src="http://embed.break.com/MjI2NDEw" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><br /><br />Some of the "best" sound bites from Mike Tyson.<br /><br /><font color=yellow>WARNING: Language may not be suitable for work!</font>Davehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17010880279171696971noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155354967836178206.post-41171923802860337422007-02-13T23:10:00.000-05:002007-02-13T23:11:57.895-05:00Idiot plays Russian Roulette with a Flare Gun.<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/MjI0Njkz"></param><embed src="http://embed.break.com/MjI0Njkz" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>Davehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17010880279171696971noreply@blogger.com0