Monday, August 13, 2007
Wednesday, May 30, 2007
I Officially Apologize for Every Bad Thing I Ever Said About the French
It's amazing what one can stumble upon when Googling "World of Warcraft". One of the in-game dances is based on French songstress Alizee.
Tuesday, May 29, 2007
Monday, May 28, 2007
Fantastic Four -- the 1994 Movie!
Trailer to this crap-tastic movie!!
Oscar Clip to end all Oscar Clips!!
Spiler Warning! This is how the movie ends!
And after watching all of that, I can safely say the 1994 version is INFINITELY more entertaining than the 2005 version. And Reed Richard's hair looked more natural.
Star Wars Holiday Special
Everything you ever wanted to know about the Star Wars Holiday Special in only five minutes ... namely that it STUNK!
*NOW* I Understand the Appeal of American Idol
For your viewing pleasure, I give you Panther Boy -- the finest American Idol contestant ever! And much like "X-Centric", I too have fire equaling three men!!
Japanes Kids Love Beer!
Okay, I'm old enough to remember a childhood full of "Big League Chew", candy cigarettes, and other kid-friendly snacks that drove child watch groups crazy... but this new Japanese artificial Beer for kids takes it to a whole new level!
Friday, May 25, 2007
Warcraft Dance Inspirations!
This is a GREAT video which shows the real-life inspirations behind the numerous World of Warcraft dances.
Monday, May 21, 2007
Safari Law
This is an absolutely amazing video of life on the safari. Buffalo Baby vs. Lions vs. Crocodiles vs. a herd of Adult Buffalo.
Wednesday, May 16, 2007
Poor Kid Gets Too Close to Break Dancer
Wow . . . this is completely not funny, but I still can't look away. Poor girl's parents should be the ones getting kicked in the face.
Michael Bolton Screws Up National Anthem
Unbelievable... Michael Bolton has to stop in the middle of the National Anthem and check a cheat sheet with lyrics before continuing.
Once again I must join Henry Rollins in calling for "Operation De-Bolto".
Wednesday, April 25, 2007
When German Magic Goes Bad
Okay, it's in German but it's pretty easy to catch on to what this guy is doing. The two uber-aryan twin babes hide a giant nail under one of three cups. By reading their minds, he will determine which cup has the nail, and crush the other two. Hilarity ensues.
Where does the trick go wrong? I'm pretty sure magic shouldn't hinge on reading the "minds" of chipper blond models.
Turkish Steven Seagal Kicks Ass!
Watch the Turkish Steven Seagal take on eight Turkish Dorito Villains at the same time! On Turkish Fox!
Tuesday, April 17, 2007
Buchu Kay Uuman Nei, Motherf#$%*r!
I don't know what Sensei Sapp is selling, but I'm buying! Just don't eat me crazy giant Japanese Speaking Bob Sapp Head of Doom!!!
1984 Drunk Driving Video -- HILARIOUS
It's a bit on the long side, but has some great lines in it.
NOT SAFE FOR WORK
Asian Police Don't Play!
Police catch a murder suspect hiding on a window sill, and use appropriate force to apprehend him.
Who Needs Tiki??
Brandon "The Juggernaut, Bitch" Jacobs in his first rookie game. I can't wait to see the punishment he lays out this year!!
Wednesday, February 21, 2007
Saturday, February 17, 2007
Respect the Wisdom of Our Elders
fruitcake lady -
This may be the funniest thing I've ever seen . . .
Warning! May not be suitable for work!
Thursday, February 15, 2007
Mike Tyson's Greatest Hits Compilation Vol. 1
Some of the "best" sound bites from Mike Tyson.
WARNING: Language may not be suitable for work!
Tuesday, February 13, 2007
Sunday, February 11, 2007
If my City Council was like this, I'd actually watch it . . .
And people say we're a litigious society. . .
Thursday, February 8, 2007
Dy-No-Mite!!!
No waves? Just toss some explosives into a lake and get your surf on.
Kids, don't try this at home.
Human Bunny Pinball!!
Okay . . . as near as I can figure, the Japanese dude in a bunny suit is playing a game of Pinball with bowling balls to avoid having to eat an asparagus smoothie.
Rock on, crazy Japanese Bunny Suit people . . .
Monday, February 5, 2007
Save Chewie!!
Everyone's favorite walking carpet has been arrested! I wonder if "Smoking Gun" will post a mug shot . . .
News Article Here
News Article Here
LAME Legend of Zelda!
OMG check out the endings to the two Panasonic 3DO Zelda Games. Why is it westerners always seem to take great Japanese ideas and completely screw them up??
Monday, January 29, 2007
Space Energy Comes From Sugar Smacks!!
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!
Check out this classic Star Trek image courtesy of Scott Johnson's ExtraLife Blog:
http://www.myextralife.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/startrek_cereal_big.jpg
Voltron Gets Served
Courtesy of Robot Chicken, the classic Voltron Served sketch. An oldie, but a goodie.
66" Jump!
Holy freakin crap... Adrian Wilson of the Arizona Cardinals does a three-step vertical leap of 66 inches. That's five and a half feet, or roughly one Metric Dave in height. Wow.
Sign #528 of the coming Robot Apocalypse!!
AWESOME Nintendo Wii controlled Robot. Check this link for more info: http://www.usmechatronics.com/usmgarage/WiiBot.html
Thursday, January 25, 2007
All Your Base Are Belong To Badger's Blog!
For YEARS I searched for an answer to that annoying "All your base" thing nerds everywhere were laughing about. At last, I have found this video.
My questions have been answered, and my nerd-cred restored in full.
Break Dancing vs Martial Arts - Cool Video!
So very cool. I'm completely envious. You think these guys ever just walk anywhere?? HELL NO! They do that crazy Prince of Persia wall-running, time slowing voodoo just to pick up the mail!
The Vader Sessions
What happens when you dub James Earl Jones soundbites over Darth Vader dialoge? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure Willy the Pimp does!
And your momma's goin' on a date. Can you dig that??
Da Vinci's Notebook ROCKS!!
Da Vinci's Notebook wrote a song about me!
Warning: May not be suitable for work!
Space Giants!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ah30oabz2W0
When I was a little kind, in around 1977, I used to watch this show on TV. It's low budget, horribly dubbed, and of poor quality by any standard, but is the one show that instantly makes me feel like a little kid every time I see it. Too bad they don't have these on DVD...
This and "The Tomorrow People". These were the two obscure shows that defined my childhood... which explains a lot actually. LOL
When I was a little kind, in around 1977, I used to watch this show on TV. It's low budget, horribly dubbed, and of poor quality by any standard, but is the one show that instantly makes me feel like a little kid every time I see it. Too bad they don't have these on DVD...
This and "The Tomorrow People". These were the two obscure shows that defined my childhood... which explains a lot actually. LOL
CRAZY Magic!
Okay, I'm impressed. I usually don't get into stage magic, but this is damn impressive.
Saint's Row: The Musical!
LOL!
This is a great homemade vid and musical in honor of the GTA-style videogame Saint's Row. I've never had any of these glitches, but still makes for a fun little music video.
2/18/2007 EDIT: Having now played the game to completion, I take back my previous statement about never having any of these glitches, because I've had nearly all of them. LOL But none ever caused a mission to fail, so it's all good.
Awesome Mythbusters Archive
Check out this awesome archive of every experiment run by Mythbusters on the Discovery Channel.
http://www.drivl.com/myths/
http://www.drivl.com/myths/
What Every Woman Wants for Christmas (maybe this is why I'm still single...)
Three simple steps to wooing your lady during the holidays.
And, on a side note, SNL is funny again?? Who knew!
Caution: May not be suitable for work . . . or spouses without a sense of humor!
Say it with me . . . W-T-F!!
THE FIRST BLOG ENTRY!!
Yes, the first of many epic blog entries! Or probably just a crappy test post to see how this all works...
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