Fantastic Four -- the 1994 Movie!

Trailer to this crap-tastic movie!!



Oscar Clip to end all Oscar Clips!!



Spiler Warning! This is how the movie ends!


And after watching all of that, I can safely say the 1994 version is INFINITELY more entertaining than the 2005 version. And Reed Richard's hair looked more natural.

Star Wars Holiday Special

Everything you ever wanted to know about the Star Wars Holiday Special in only five minutes ... namely that it STUNK!

Japanes Kids Love Beer!

Okay, I'm old enough to remember a childhood full of "Big League Chew", candy cigarettes, and other kid-friendly snacks that drove child watch groups crazy... but this new Japanese artificial Beer for kids takes it to a whole new level!

Buchu Kay Uuman Nei, Motherf#$%*r!

I don't know what Sensei Sapp is selling, but I'm buying! Just don't eat me crazy giant Japanese Speaking Bob Sapp Head of Doom!!!

WTF Theater: Star Wars Hand Jive

The Indian Matrix!

The words escape me . . .

Say it with me . . . W-T-F!!

It's like my pappy always told me . . . everything is made better with an exploding rodent.