Japanes Kids Love Beer!

Okay, I'm old enough to remember a childhood full of "Big League Chew", candy cigarettes, and other kid-friendly snacks that drove child watch groups crazy... but this new Japanese artificial Beer for kids takes it to a whole new level!

Buchu Kay Uuman Nei, Motherf#$%*r!

I don't know what Sensei Sapp is selling, but I'm buying! Just don't eat me crazy giant Japanese Speaking Bob Sapp Head of Doom!!!

Asian Police Don't Play!

Police catch a murder suspect hiding on a window sill, and use appropriate force to apprehend him.

Human Bunny Pinball!!

Okay . . . as near as I can figure, the Japanese dude in a bunny suit is playing a game of Pinball with bowling balls to avoid having to eat an asparagus smoothie.

Rock on, crazy Japanese Bunny Suit people . . .

Say it with me . . . W-T-F!!

It's like my pappy always told me . . . everything is made better with an exploding rodent.