Wednesday, May 30, 2007

I Officially Apologize for Every Bad Thing I Ever Said About the French



It's amazing what one can stumble upon when Googling "World of Warcraft". One of the in-game dances is based on French songstress Alizee.

Monday, May 28, 2007

Fantastic Four -- the 1994 Movie!


Trailer to this crap-tastic movie!!



Oscar Clip to end all Oscar Clips!!



Spiler Warning! This is how the movie ends!


And after watching all of that, I can safely say the 1994 version is INFINITELY more entertaining than the 2005 version. And Reed Richard's hair looked more natural.

Star Wars Holiday Special



Everything you ever wanted to know about the Star Wars Holiday Special in only five minutes ... namely that it STUNK!

*NOW* I Understand the Appeal of American Idol




For your viewing pleasure, I give you Panther Boy -- the finest American Idol contestant ever! And much like "X-Centric", I too have fire equaling three men!!

Japanes Kids Love Beer!



Okay, I'm old enough to remember a childhood full of "Big League Chew", candy cigarettes, and other kid-friendly snacks that drove child watch groups crazy... but this new Japanese artificial Beer for kids takes it to a whole new level!

Friday, May 25, 2007

Warcraft Dance Inspirations!



This is a GREAT video which shows the real-life inspirations behind the numerous World of Warcraft dances.

Monday, May 21, 2007

Safari Law



This is an absolutely amazing video of life on the safari. Buffalo Baby vs. Lions vs. Crocodiles vs. a herd of Adult Buffalo.

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Poor Kid Gets Too Close to Break Dancer



Wow . . . this is completely not funny, but I still can't look away. Poor girl's parents should be the ones getting kicked in the face.

Michael Bolton Screws Up National Anthem



Unbelievable... Michael Bolton has to stop in the middle of the National Anthem and check a cheat sheet with lyrics before continuing.

Once again I must join Henry Rollins in calling for "Operation De-Bolto".

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

When German Magic Goes Bad




Okay, it's in German but it's pretty easy to catch on to what this guy is doing. The two uber-aryan twin babes hide a giant nail under one of three cups. By reading their minds, he will determine which cup has the nail, and crush the other two. Hilarity ensues.

Where does the trick go wrong? I'm pretty sure magic shouldn't hinge on reading the "minds" of chipper blond models.

Turkish Steven Seagal Kicks Ass!



Watch the Turkish Steven Seagal take on eight Turkish Dorito Villains at the same time! On Turkish Fox!

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Buchu Kay Uuman Nei, Motherf#$%*r!




I don't know what Sensei Sapp is selling, but I'm buying! Just don't eat me crazy giant Japanese Speaking Bob Sapp Head of Doom!!!

David Blaine! How does he do it???

1984 Drunk Driving Video -- HILARIOUS




It's a bit on the long side, but has some great lines in it.

NOT SAFE FOR WORK

Classic Bill Dance




What strength test line do you think this genius uses?

Samurai Sword in Slow Motion -- Cool!



Yes, I'm easily entertained.

Asian Police Don't Play!




Police catch a murder suspect hiding on a window sill, and use appropriate force to apprehend him.